"Oh my god, It’s bad."
"I ruined the car!"
"You did. You really did."
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. THESE COOKIES ARE THE BEST FUCKING COOKIES TO GRACE THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLANET. THESE FUCKING COOKIES ARE SO GOD DAMN GOOD IF YOU HAVEN’T TASTED THEM YOU NEED TO GO TO THE STORE RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW AND GO BUY A BOX. DON’T EVEN COOK THAT SHIT JUST EAT THE COOKIE DOUGH IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE
No, but they’re actually better if you don’t cook them. They are the food of the Gods.
All my life, I seem to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. My grandpa, Stanley Yelnats the second, says it’s all because of this 150 year old curse. Now, I don’t really believe in the family curse but when things go wrong, it kinda helps if you can blame it on something. And for me, things went wrong a lot. Grandpa says our destiny is sealed. Could a pair of shoes falling from the sky really be my destiny? - Holes (2003)
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I loved this scene so much. The actors play off this pairing as flirty and adorable in a way the characters really weren’t in the novels IMO.
That said, when she said the line, “Girls see more blood than boys,” my husband was all confused and like, “What, warrior women, she means?”
So I just looked at him and started listing off, “Blood from their periods every month, maybe blood from sex, blood from childbirth, blood from tending and washing the wounded and dead…That’s been true for most of womankind all through history.”
And he got very, very quiet.
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i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people
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