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Title: Tomorrow Never Knows Artist: The Beatles 4,787 plays

pregamingforaslumberparty:

Tomorrow Never Knows - The Beatles

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Video Post Fri, Sep. 26, 2014 6,103 notes

tinarannosaurus:

"Oh my god, It’s bad."

"I ruined the car!"

"You did. You really did."

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tinarannosaurus:

"This is going really well."

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Adam Scott’s Scholarly Analysis Of “Ice Ice Baby” (x)

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mnemogui:

naturesafterthought:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. THESE COOKIES ARE THE BEST FUCKING COOKIES TO GRACE THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLANET. THESE FUCKING COOKIES ARE SO GOD DAMN GOOD IF YOU HAVEN’T TASTED THEM YOU NEED TO GO TO THE STORE RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW AND GO BUY A BOX. DON’T EVEN COOK THAT SHIT JUST EAT THE COOKIE DOUGH IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

No, but they’re actually better if you don’t cook them. They are the food of the Gods.

mnemogui:

naturesafterthought:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. THESE COOKIES ARE THE BEST FUCKING COOKIES TO GRACE THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLANET. THESE FUCKING COOKIES ARE SO GOD DAMN GOOD IF YOU HAVEN’T TASTED THEM YOU NEED TO GO TO THE STORE RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW AND GO BUY A BOX. DON’T EVEN COOK THAT SHIT JUST EAT THE COOKIE DOUGH IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

No, but they’re actually better if you don’t cook them. They are the food of the Gods.

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Video Post Thu, Sep. 25, 2014 2,201 notes

tinarannosaurus:

"If you need me, I’ll be down here on the floor, dying."

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Video Post Thu, Sep. 25, 2014 3,304 notes

All my life, I seem to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. My grandpa, Stanley Yelnats the second, says it’s all because of this 150 year old curse. Now, I don’t really believe in the family curse but when things go wrong, it kinda helps if you can blame it on something. And for me, things went wrong a lot. Grandpa says our destiny is sealed. Could a pair of shoes falling from the sky really be my destiny? - Holes (2003)

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peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

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Video Post Thu, Sep. 25, 2014 1,469 notes

INSIDIOUS (2010)

"It’s not the house that’s haunted.."

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opalhonors:

mquester:

I loved this scene so much. The actors play off this pairing as flirty and adorable in a way the characters really weren’t in the novels IMO. 

That said, when she said the line, “Girls see more blood than boys,” my husband was all confused and like, “What, warrior women, she means?”

So I just looked at him and started listing off, “Blood from their periods every month, maybe blood from sex, blood from childbirth, blood from tending and washing the wounded and dead…That’s been true for most of womankind all through history.”

And he got very, very quiet.

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Text Post Thu, Sep. 25, 2014 28,412 notes

tarntino:

i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people

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